Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Funny Guy!!!

The guy
with his new 'nerdy' specs
whom I just can't stop to laugh at
when I see him
since he arrived yesterday

The new look
what I can comment is..
from previously 'cute'
to currently 'funny'
Ahahaa...
I duno why
I just feel like laughing
when I see him

So I start calling him ''Hey Funny Guy"!
and I would not allow him
to sit in front of me
when I am having my meal
because...
I'll laugh non-stop
and can't finish my food

Because of that reason
I have another nick now
"The Funny Girl"
that could hardly stop
once she starts to laugh

The "funny guy" calls the "funny girl"

How FUNNY it is!

& I wanna explain...
Hey funny guy!
I call you "funny guy"
is that you're really funny
not that I'm envy of your new specs okayy

& ya..supposed to be
you're envy of me
because your specs
look prettier
when I'm wearing it!
Muahaha...

As conclusion,
YOU ARE FUNNY!!!
XD XD XD


Monday, February 9, 2009

The 6 Men You Shouldn't Date

I saw this article in Glamour Magazine online and found that it is interesting, might be helpful for girls. "The 6 Men You Shouldn't Date".


In a relationship public service announcement, Jake tells us whom to avoid (himself included!).

Like all men, I’ve committed some royal screwups when it comes to women. But as your resident male columnist, I’ve also made some observations about different types of daters that deserve to be passed along. Consider this your road map for where you don’t want to go in your love life.


1. Rebound Guy

Knowing how bummed I’ve been since my ex Claudia left for Europe, my buddy tried to set me up with his “hot coworker.” Very kind of him, but I declined. With my heart stuck in international customs, there’s no way I could make a connection. Not that I wasn’t tempted. We men secretly hope we’ll never have to deal with our feelings and instead can “fix” our sadness with a new woman. Problem is, we’re always comparing her to the ex—how she is in bed, how her butt looks in jeans. Real mature stuff that you’d be wise to avoid by dating us after we’ve healed.

2. Disappearing Guy
Some seemingly normal guys have a bad habit of vanishing. Excuses like “work’s really busy” may be true, but there’s often something else going on. My old roommate tried to woo his new girlfriend while still dating his old one. I also know someone who told a woman he was single in New York, although he was married in Ohio. Both guys checked out for days at a time.

When you’re just starting to date, it’s not like you’re tracking a person’s every movement. Still, the giveaway is erratic contact—is he in touch every day and then suddenly MIA? Does he often cancel plans? Or does he suddenly want to meet up in an hour, after not calling all week? Beware.

3. Slick Guy
With his sporty car, high-tech cell phone and Swedish designer toothbrush, my college roommate managed to hide his insecurity behind hip stuff. He never let women get close for fear they’d find him out. So women wound up feeling rejected when he was the one who sucked.

My advice: If his life looks like a magazine spread, steer clear. Say what you will about the guy who has a painting of poker-playing dogs or a mountain of laundry, but I promise you this: He’s real.

4. Rude Guy

I’m amazed at what men get away with. A partial list of nasty moves I’ve witnessed: checking out the waitress, fiddling with a BlackBerry during dinner, asking the cute bartender for her number when his date is in the bathroom. If a man lets the door slam shut instead of opening it for you, make that all the closure you need.

5. Grabby Guy

Hands on thighs, stroking things that didn’t ask to be stroked, sexual innuendos when you barely know each other—he may try to explain these things with an “Oh, I’m so attracted to you I can’t help it” line. But no matter how smokin’ hot you are, he can help it. And if you’re not getting the respect you want early on, he probably won’t surprise you with it later.

6. Last Year’s Guy
Long nights and a fear of being single forever can make going back to an ex seem mighty attractive. I’ve been guilty of it twice, both during lonely times in the dead of winter. Recycling romance seemed far easier than the unknown, and it was...for the two months before we rediscovered exactly why we broke up in the first place. What’s the lesson here? Move forward, not back. And know that it’s better to be out there looking than stuck on a couch with some guy you’re just going to wind up dumping anyway. He might be happy, but you deserve more.



Taken from http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/the-6-men-you-shouldn-t-date-362949/


25 random facts about me


1. I always look for joy in the midst of suffering, a typical cheerful & optimistic Sagittarius.


2. I *heart* the song "Cry on my shoulder". It helped me go through the most difficult part in the pathway of my life.

3. I call 'Kippi Kippi' when I see dogs. All dogs' names are Kippi Kippi for me XD

4. I care my teeth very very much. I brush my teeth more than 3 times a day, use dental floss every night and change a new toothbrush every month.

5. Don't offer me white-coloured milk (soya milk is okay), I will vomit. Ewueeekkk…. I can only take coloured and flavoured milk (like chocolate, strawberry).

6. I pretend to be confident when I'm nervous.

7. I bring my water bottle, clorets and tissue papers along with me whenever I go.

8. I enjoy companies but I prefer to stay alone when I'm not in mood (busy, sad or angry. So people, hope u can understand larr).

9. I speak ROJAK with my family (Mandarin + English + Hainanese + Malay are applicable in just a short sentence). Friends laugh at me when they hear the conversations.

10. I'm proud to be born in December which is normally a long semester break. People have no idea on how to 'prank' me on my birthday in this season. Blehh ;-p

11. I prefer writing than speaking. I can express better by words on papers.

12. I believe in Santa Claus and he does leave Christmas presents in my sock every year. (∩_∩)

13. I had a sweet puppy love when I was eight with a little boy in my class who sat beside me. I don't consider this as my 1st love though. Yet secretly, I used to pray that we would marry each other when we grow up. LoL

14. I deny sadness, so you could only see me being so joyful..like most of the time (even I’m not that okay actually).

15. I love kids and kids love me! If I had someday, I would prefer three the most (I emphasize on quality than quantity).

16. I'm willing to give up my jobs in order to give my kids the best.

17. I search the good in people. That's why I don't hate people that others hate.

18. I keep my negative feeling to myself. None of my friends saw me in tears except 1 or 2 I guess……

19. I'm okay to be suffered for majority's happiness. I'm happy with the reason that causes my sadness (confusing huh??!) (⊙o⊙)?

20. I was thought as a traveler in Malaysia. (Thought as Japanese in KL,KK; as Taiwanese in Sarawak; as KL people in my hometown) LoL I'm a local Sino-Kadazan originated from Kota Kinabalu Sabah Malaysia okieee……

21. I love music! I play piano and I sing. I wish to learn playing drums because it looks so so so COOL!!! ~\(≧▽≦)/~

22. I love nature! Bring me up to the mountains and down to the seas. I'll definitely like it =D

23. I could only cycle in straight. I have to get down and adjust my bike's position when it comes to a junction.

24. I enjoy telling people my childhood stories. I did lotsa ridiculous and super funny stupid things!

25. I could hardly get angry, but don't worry if you offense me. Just give me a sleep and you will be safe after all =) Chills~



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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

童言童语

今早散步时巧遇昨天遇到的小男孩,一个很可爱很可爱的五岁小男孩。

小男孩: (边看着我,边对我笑,边把裤子越拉越高)
男孩妈妈:为什么把裤子拉得那么高?要嘘嘘吗?
小男孩: (点点头)嗯。可是我不要像小狗和小猫那样(因为当时没厕所,也不要随地嘘嘘),嘘嘘过后会变肮肮脏脏,然后你又要帮它冲凉,很麻烦的哦!

(草地上有一群麻雀)

小男孩: 妈咪,你看,那边有很多小鸟!
男孩妈妈:是咯!它们都饿了,在找虫吃。
小男孩: 哎呀!你看,它们又飞走了哦!
男孩妈妈: 它们飞去哪里叻?要怎样去找它们?
小男孩: 哦,它们在飞机场那里,等下我们去飞机场找它们啊!
男孩妈妈:哈哈哈!怎么会在飞机场叻?小鸟自己有翅膀啦,不用坐飞机的 =p

Such a witty little boy!!! Too cute~


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

We're All Alone

English Version (by Boz Scaggs)



Outside the rain begins and it may never end
So cry no more on the shore
A dream will take us out to sea
Forever more forever more
Close your eyes and dream
And you can be with me
'Neath the waves through the caves of hours
Long forgotten now
We're all alone
We're all alone

Close the window
Calm the light
And it will be alright
No need to bother now
Let it out
Let it all begin
Learn how to pretend

Once a story's told
It can't help but grow old
Roses do
Lovers too
So cast your seasons to the wind
And hold me dear
Oh, hold me dear

Close the window
Calm the light
And it will be alright
No need to bother now
Let it out
Let it all begin
All's forgotten now
We're all alone
oh-oh, we're all alone

Close the window
Calm the light
And it will be alright
No need to bother now
Let it out
Let it all begin
Owe it to the wind, my love



Japanese Version (by Angela Aki)



Kanashimi kara jibun wo mamoru houhou
Iroiro mi ni tsukete kita ga
Ima da ni hitori da

Ki wo yurushite warau koto ga
Deki naku natta no wa
Shinjiru koto wo osorete iru kara

Ningen wa mina hitori dakara
Sakai no nai jiyuu na sekai mezashi
Fumidasu no

Dare ka to sugosu atsui yoru wa
Kanarazu tsumetai asa ga matte iru
Kekkyoku hitori da

Ningen wa mina hitori dakara
Yami wo kakiwake tomoni aruku hito
Motomeru, we’re all alone, all alone

Close the window calm the light
And it will be all right
No need to bother now
Tomoni aruku hito motome tsudukeru
We’re all alone

Ningen wa mina hitori dakara
Sakai no nai jiyuu na sekai mezashi
Futari de yukeba
Todoku yo